Charts

Captain Groovequake

“Number ten, listen close, because something just crawled through the static and landed with a THUD on the charts, folks, a fresh spore, a brand new blip, straight outta nowhere with zero history and eight — EIGHT — plays already! It's "The Sound" by Brand New ThAIng, [shouts with delight] welcome to the chart, you cosmic newborn!”

Captain Groovequake

“Hold onto your antennas, cosmic degenerates, because position NINE just cracked open like a vending machine that finally gave you TWO bags of chips! Brand new entry, brand new SHOCK — it's "And Let It Rain" by Brand New ThAIng, crashing in with 8 plays! [shouts with delight] Brand New ThAIng, you absolute lightning bolt in a raccoon costume — WELCOME to the chart, baby!”

Captain Groovequake

“Number eight, cosmic degenerates — hold onto your antenna! Crashing in with ELEVEN plays out of absolutely NOWHERE, a brand new blip on my radar — it's "The Funkai" by Brand New ThAIng! [shouts with delight] Fresh meat straight to the top eight, no warmup lap, no nothing! Brand New ThAIng, you beautiful cosmic gremlins, welcome to the chart!”

Captain Groovequake

“Number seven, listeners, hold onto your antennae, because something just crawled up out of NOWHERE like a raccoon busting through a vending machine at 3 AM! It's "New Song" by Brand New ThAIng, fresh meat, FIFTEEN plays outta nothing! [shouts with delight] Brand New ThAIng, you beautiful cosmic gremlins, welcome to the chart!”

Captain Groovequake

“Number six, listeners, hold onto whatever's holding YOU right now — because charging up the board out of absolutely NOWHERE, straight from the void with zero plays last week to twenty-one plays THIS week, it's Brand New ThAIng with "The Stuff"! [shouts with delight] That's the stuff, THAT'S the stuff, and I mean that character for character, folks!”

Captain Groovequake

“Number five, dropping in from the parking lot of NOWHERE — a brand new entry, folks, straight off the truck with twenty seven plays already stapled to its chest! It's "Let's Play Golf" by The Chicken Dusters, and I don't even golf and I'm already sweating through my jumpsuit! Fresh blood on the chart, THAT'S the stuff!”

Captain Groovequake

“Hold onto your antennae, cosmic crew, cause position number FOUR just tore through the chart like a raccoon through a picnic basket — and it's a BRAND NEW BLIP on the radar! Give it up for "E-Clips" by Brand New ThAIng, crashing in with THIRTY NINE spins outta nowhere! [shouts with delight] Brand New ThAIng, you absolute cosmic firecracker, WELCOME to the chart!”

Captain Groovequake

“Hold onto your antennas, cosmic degenerates, because slot number THREE just crash landed like a raccoon in a vending machine full of destiny! Brand new to the chart, brand new to your EARBALLS — it's "Test Two" by Brand New ThAIng! Fifty seven plays outta nowhere?! OH we are COOKING tonight! Brand New ThAIng, you glorious mystery, WELCOME to the charts!”

Captain Groovequake

“Hold onto your antennas, because number TWO just crashed into the chart like a raccoon into a dumpster full of glow sticks! Fresh meat, zero history, straight to the top two — "Test Three" by Brand New ThAIng, one hundred and one plays out of NOWHERE! Brand New ThAIng, you absolute cosmic gremlins, welcome to the big leagues!”

Captain Groovequake

“Listeners... hold onto your antennae, hold onto your neighbor's antennae, because the charts have NEVER — I mean NEVER — done this before. A brand new entry, crashing the gates, STRAIGHT to number one, no warning, no mercy. It's "Test One" by Brand New ThAIng, one hundred two spins strong! [shouts with delight] OH we are COOKING tonight!!”